Dilemma

I want to kill you.
But, if I do, I won't be able to wish the same anymore.

900+

is the number of nods and handshakes that a chief guest will be involved in, at the convocation of an institute like mine. That's some exercise.

I don't know why I thought of it. All I can say is, it probably isn't a very pleasant experience.

-1

High time to shift and race.

I

have progressed from stonage for good...
...unless another world war forces me back to it.