TESTIMONIAL!!!

According to dictionary dot com the following are the definitions of a testimonial.

Testimonial:
–noun

1.	a written declaration certifying to a person's character, conduct, or qualifications, or to the value, excellence, etc., of a thing; a letter or written statement of recommendation.

2.	something given or done as an expression of esteem, admiration, or gratitude.

–adjective

3.	pertaining to or serving as a testimonial: a testimonial dinner for the retiring dean.

As I was going through testimonials on Orkut, I was thinking of what would be the best testimonial or for that matter who would be the right person to write one for someone. I came to a conclusion that there 'generally' cannot be a better person than oneself to write a testimonial for himself/herself, of course, as long as it is purely honest.

The following shall apply to the male members of the homo sapiens as there are certain critical components necessary which are not possessed by the other sex, which you shall learn about in the next few lines.

1. Who would know person X (a male.. please be patient) the best? As said before, 'himself'.
Now since he cannot write a testimonial for himself, lets ask his best buddies to do so for him.

2. Now who are his best buddies?
Lets see, someone who stays with him all the time can be classified as his best buddy.

3. Who stays with him all the time?
Hmmm, not at all a difficult question to answer... His 'Testicles'.

Ahh!! Now we have narrowed down upon who must write the testimonial for Mr.X . Lets try to figure out what a testimonial actually is. The above definitions are clear to everyone. There is one subtle thing that one generally fails to notice, which my mind(not perverted by any means) did.

TESTIcle - matriMONIAL !!!

I guess now everyone understands the concept behind this post. Hence I conclude that the best testimonial for Mr.X , or the most genuine one would be a Matrimonial written by his testicles on his behalf.

Kudos to all those who pioneered the language, and left such subtle hints for us to realize. And guys, start asking your best buddies for the matrimonial.